A guy dropped this on Facebook. Read and laugh on …
“TODAY I DECIDED TO CAUSE TROUBLE!!!
I went to a popular joint in Lagos Island. I made sure i was seated close to many tables being occupied by folks of opposite gender (male n female). I then took out my phone and made a phone call, saying as loud as possible “My friend, your babe is here with another man just come and witness”
I was shocked to see 12 ladies DISAPPEAR.
My own whistle na free of charge. No percentage required.
Have a fun filled day. We must blow this whistle abeg.”